A much anticipated ONLINE return!!!!

My mom has been riding my back for nearly 2 years for a return edition of the infamous, overread and underappreciated "SENEY REPORT." Well, yea and verily I say unto thee, thine request has been granted. The following is a bit dated, yet previously unreleased.

In December of 2006 this reporter had the opportunity to sit down and visit with the matriarch of the Clan of Seney. In that interview using subtle tactics and coercive suggestions I was able to extract many exciting ongoings in the family Seney. Janice, ever the proud grandmother, was bragging about her talented grandchildren when the writers ears perked up. Janice happened to be bragging about young Tracy and Tyler Camps' lyrical geneous in regards to musical composition. I had to know more, so I followed that rabbit hole to its end and the reader, I thinik, will enjoy the fruits of my labor.........


LIFE STYLES OF THE RICH & FAMOUS –An interview with the hit duo Double T
Arts & Entertainment.

TSR entertainment insiders have the latest scoop on the up and coming careers of the sibling singing sensations Tracy and Tyler Camp. As many of you know Tracy and Tyler, aka Double T have already been labeled the next Donnie and Marie Osmond. Our TSR insider recently sat down with the pop hit duo;

TSR: What’s it like to be you?
Tyler: It’s gravy! All gravy!
Tracy: It’s a lot like being, you know, like worshipped. I mean, like, I can’t even go to the Bootery without, like, being mobbed. We have to like rent the Master Chef just to, like, go eat out and stuff.
Tyler: Yeah, we the modern day Mary-Kate & Ashley. You know Dawg? Except our names ain’t Mary-Kate and Ashley and yo, we ain’t twins.

TSR: Musically, who influenced you the most?
Tyler: I ain’t gonna sit right here and lie to you, money. I learnt to lace the track and lock the flow from Barney. Yo, Barney one dope Dino, Dawg!

TSR: Has fame and fortune changed you?
Tracy: No, like, I am not that shallow. Like, I still have my original nose and I haven’t like had much work done, so, like, I would say that I am, like, the same person just, like, filthy rich and famous, and, like, above the law and all.
Tyler: I’m still the same old “G” I used to be, Dawg. But, yo, check this out, it done mixed my Pops and all. Yeah, Pops used to be all country. He got his hands on some cabbage and went off the chain! He done tricked out the fire truck with some phat 64 inch spinners and a mad sound system. He dropped it and chopped it and done went hydro on that mofo. Pops be bounc’n. And yo, you gots to check out his grill. Yo, Pops get up in here and show dis reporter yo grill man.

At this point in the interview David Camp, father of the hit duo enters the room wearing an ankle length, red silk lined, white fur coat. David is also wearing a large brim gold hat complete with a zebra striped hat band with a 4 ft. long peacock feather flowing forth. David is a professional fire fighter and longtime fire chief of the Springhill Fire Department, but in his spare time he enjoys being a Pimp.

TSR: Please join us Mr. Camp.
David: Call me Chizzle Dizzle (Chief David) cause I’m the Fizzle Chizzle of Springhizzle (Fire Chief of Springhill).
Tyler: Yo, Pops, show’em yo grizzle (grill).

Mr. Camp smiles revealing his diamond studded platinum capped teeth.

TSR: Mr. Camp how….
David: Chizzle Dizzle, please.
TSR: OK, Chizzle Dizzle, how has the success of Double T changed you?
Chizzle Dizzle: I’m just keep’n it real, yo. Show yaw how we does it between Machen Drive and Spring Branch Road, dawg. I mean I is what I is and I do what I do.

Chizzle Dizzle then began to speak “izzles” and “yo’s” so frequently that it became incoherent and the writer ended dictation.

Before going to press, TSR checked in with the Duo for an update. Tracy and Tyler are still struggling with youth and fame. Their Father David (Chizzle Dizzle) has meanwhile started his own record label “Froggy Bottom Records” and is looking into a procedure to have his tongue gilded in gold. TSR will keep the reader posted as more news breaks, and that is your entertainment news.