A POST APOCOLYPTIC CHRISTMAS

With the holiday season comes the holiday big budget movie releases and I quite frankly am not impressed of late. What is out there this year? Fred Clause, Enchanted, Mr. Craps' Crapstore! I mean, PLEASE! The only thing that has sparked my interest is the Coen bros film "No Country for Old Men," and I can't find it in the Greater Ruston area. And, btw, have you ever noticed how they keep recycling the same movies. C'mon people! Have an original thought now and again. Some of the stuff "they" choose to re-make was CRAP in its origins and remaking it is like spray painting a vacuum cleaner and calling it something else - AT THE END OF THE DAY IT STILL SUCKS!!!!!!

Now the reader might lament, "Oh, look at Caleb! He is at it again. Pointing out the problem, never mind a solution!" Well, I admit I do not have a cure all solution to this problem, but I do have an original MOVIE idea. Someone should make a movie about what a post apocolyptic Christmas would look like.

The plot could center around SANTA seven years into the aftermath of a New Years Eve NUCLEAR HOLOCOST! No longer is SANTA fat and happy. NO! SANTA IS A LEAN MEAN ELF KILLING MACHINE! Thats right, immediately following the 3rd world war, when everything was turned upside down, a power struggle began between Humans and Elves the struggle multiplied until a full scale war erupted. The Elves with there crafty carpentering skills built a WAR MACHINE of wooden tanks and assault rifles and drove Santa and his followers out of the northpole. Santa retreated with his band of reindeer to the foothills of Tennessee where he lived in anonimity and silence patiently awaiting a new hope! That new hope arises out of the birth of RUDOLPH the RED NOSED REINDEER! I could go on for hours but I will stop there..... Now that would be a movie!

Anyway, let me know if you see anything good this season!